mars 2012
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futsingaround replied to your post: can we talk about the best joke in the world for a…
what does a 70 year old woman’s vagina taste like? DEPENDS! (You gotta say DEPENDS like in a death metal voice for some reason)
oh my gOFDO i don’t even know what this emans but i’m laughing so hard
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can we talk about the best joke in the world for a minute
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey. Why the long face?” And the horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither talk nor understand the English language. But it gets confused by its surroundings and gallops out, knocking over a few tables.
this whole bombing iran thing is so disgusting to me
if we bombed every place with “nuclear capability” we would be bombing several places
if they threaten us, that’s a different question entirely, but has iran even threatened to use nuclear weapons against us?
we never bombed north korea when they developed nuclear capability so why are we caring so much about iran’s...
i wish people were a little more educated on politics tbh
if santorum wins, there is no way in hell that congress will allow him to bomb iran
there is no way in hell he’d be able to overturn a decision made by the supreme court about abortion
i understand that santorum is an asshole but ppl need to know that the president doesn’t have a majority of the power in the gov’t
people who say the n-word
lmfao stop
nicklugo:
this just in: suspect of ohio school shooting found not guilty because he’s “sweet, attractive, and smart”
msmommabosco:
When I place my legs in a cage of spandex
I dance like hell to release the madness
i thought this was arcade fire for a minute omfG
the only killing defense viable to me is “they were going to rape/kill/hurt me”
other than that, no
there is no fucking reason to kill another human being
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meeting genevieve schatz tomorrow
me: hi
genevieve: hi
me: i
long pause
genevieve: yes????
me: lOVE YOU anD WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES AND THINK YOU'RE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL LADY EVEr????????????????
genevieve:
me:
genevieve:
me:
me two minutes later: no homo??
gfRDFSHHWF COMPANY OF THIEVES TOMORROW
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février 2012
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i hate my fucking self so goddamn much and i hate complaining and all i do is complain but i don’t mean to i just HATE MYSELF SO MUCH and i want to die but i’m too afraid to end my own life because my brother and my parents and i’m so selfish and disgusting…. i’m jiusty sitting in the dark in my room crying because i’m stupid and i’m worthless and...
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this week has been so hard on me
i’ve given up so much
i’ve just lost so much energy and happiness
i’m like
dead on the inside and all i do is just wander around aimlessly
idk what i’m doing with myself anymore
i just want to be pretty
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It Is Tuesday
princekarkat:
The designated day for you to solicit information from me that may be quantified as “too much.”
Let the festivities of Tuesday commence!
i told my therapist i wanted to be a hobo with a sidekick cat that would go on adventures with me in sewers
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i’m a hxc robert downey jr and jude law fan so don’t try to say that their movies aren’t the best thing that’s happened to sherlock holmes!!!!!!!!
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policedontconsultamateurs replied to your post: i feel like sherlock is so overrated now i love…
I sorta agree with this. The BBC version of Sherlock is fantastic, and I think definitely follows the original stories. But then I feel like now that the show and movies came out, people are going to be trying to do their own thing like CBS is doing.
i’m okay with the show (i dislike a...
sometimes i get in this mood where i just want to rant about everything i hate
at the moment that is lady gaga, glee, and sherlock more than anything else tbh
i feel like sherlock is so overrated now
i love the books and the movies but the new show and then CBS doing a new new sherlock and it’s just stop
none of u will ever be as good as RDJ/jude law tbh
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arcticm-onkeys:
how is it possible NOT to like history oh my god
it’s just the best thing after music
the dumbest post of ever
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