exha1e:

It really sucks man

glazedtwist:

Self by aallienewtonn on Flickr.

omg did i tell you guys that mr. metzner told me

“i really enjoyed your optimistic… pessimism. we need more people like that.”

i aLMOST SCREAMED (peed (came in) my pants)

Jericho suspended for 30 days

julesername:

wwemedia:

WWE.com updated their front page with the following:

“WWE Superstar Chris Jericho has been suspended for 30 days due to an irresponsible act of denigrating the Brazilian flag at a WWE live event in São Paulo on May 24.”

AHAHA OH JERICHO.

white people being disrespectful towards another country

wow how funny and hilarious wow!!!!!

snappinggingers:

I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known

baraskank:

oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD

at least i have a teacher fetish

at least it’s not a foot fetish or like coprophilia